Quotes
The first scene in friends
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me
 
After Ross' wife leaves him
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
 
Fanatsies
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian(NOTICES EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT HIM) did I say that out loud?
 
Rachel talks to Daddy
Rachel: (ON PHONE) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him ...[listens]... Well, it matters to me!
 
Rachel talks to Barry
Rachel: (ON PHONE) Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE PHONE) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...
 
How?
Frannie: Hey, Monica!
Monica: Hey, welcome back! How was Florida?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: How do you do that?
 
Shopping around
Rachel: Guess what?
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
 
Ross asks Rachel out
Ross: Mmm. (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no-
Rachel: Sorry-
Ross: No no no, go-
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Ross: Split it?
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Okay. (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Rachel: I knew.
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Rachel: I did.
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime Maybe?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Ross: Okay... okay, maybe I will...
 
One-by-One
Chandler tells everyone about his dreams and helps Ross do up his apartment.
Joey helps Ross do up his aparmtent and hits on Rachel.
Ross's ex-wife Carol moves her stuff out, he gets over her by asking Rachel out (kinda).
Rachel leaves her fiance, Barry, at the alter and moves into Monicas Aparmtent, she cuts up her credit cards and gets a job in Central Park. Ross asks her out.
Monica sleeps with Paul the Wine Guy but regrets it when she finds out he lied to her.
Phoebe makes a very strange first impression on Rachel (and all the viewers).
 
Summary
Rachel after leaving her fiance Barry at the alter moves in with Monica. Chandler and Joey try to help Ross get over his ex-wife, who just moved her stuff out out after leaving him for another woman. Ross can't think of who he could ask out but then decides to ask Rachel out ("some time, maybe"). Monica dates "Paul the Wine Guy" (John Allen Nelson) who gets her to sleep with him by telling her that he hasn't had sex in two years. The next day though Frannie (Clea Lewis from Ellen), who works with her tells her that he told her the same thing.